Friday, June 06, 2008

Kevin Rudds Heart Attack

"Kevin Rudd has attempted to joke his way out of his latest scare. When The Daily Telegraph put to the PM rumours swirling within NSW Labor that he had had a minor heart attack in early May, he said that he had in fact been laid low by a "dodgy dagwood dog" at a sports venue. But after The Telegraph confirmed that dagwood dogs were not available at the venue, the Mr Perpetual Motion of Politics this morning said it was a "party pie, something like that”. The PM admits he can’t recall exactly what made him so ill after the Broncos-West Tigers clash at ANZ Stadium. But he says whatever it was, the consequences were “graphic”. “I think it was a party pie, something like that,” he said this morning on his way to an engagement." More here ...

Go easy Kevin, no need for a food committee or for that matter another enquiry of sorts. And please, refrain from hiring a full time food taster OK ... That's what butlers are for ...

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